Probably the most interesting piece of literature put out by a federal agency was released today by the Washington Post.
This little Christmas ditty was written by the singing group at the the State Department's Bureau of Arms Control and International Security.
Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" is the State Department's own, "Coping With a Nuclear Iran."
Note: Natanz is the site Iran is building to process highly enriched uranium (HEU) for bombs or low-enriched uranium for nuclear energy. DPRK is the lunatic Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea).
In Natanz, they're enriching,
As their story keeps switching,
Each day something new,
Like lost HEU,
Coping with a nuclear Iran.
Do they need centrifuges?
Do they think we're just stooges?
They're going the way
Of DPRK,
Coping with a nuclear Iran.
Let's go to the IAEA chairman,
If it seems the board might let us down,
Are they in compliance? He'll say, 'No, Man!
But no one wants to say that in this town!'
We convinced some friendly nations
To report the violations,
But that didn't fly
With ElBaradei,
Coping with a nuclear Iran.
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